Yale? I hear that place sucks.

Yale recently launched an entire website to street safety in response to a string of traffic accidents and a year after a pedestrian Yale student was killed by a car.

Apparently New Haven drivers are so barbaric that walking Yalies, when not dodging knives wielded by crackheads, are keeping a wary eye out for their lives.Sure, nothing ever happens in Princeton, but I'm glad to know my body won't be meeting a fast-moving vehicle between classes.